By Amie Wohrer. Where my single ladies at? Ok it’s just us now. Let’s be honest. You want to be a wife. I know, I know, according to the rules of modern-day feminism you’re supposed to be a strong woman and being a strong woman means not needing a man, but that’s a lie propagated…
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Patriotic Recipe: Asian Slaw
By: Amie Wohrer. Like a typical white chick, I’m Westernizing Asian cuisine with coleslaw and peanut butter. I know, I know, it sounds weird but it’s delicious, I promise. Eat it with chopsticks if it makes you feel better. – 6 Tbsp. rice wine or white wine vinegar – 6 Tbsp. canola oil (yes it…
Patriotic Recipe: Pizza Burgers!
By: Amie Wohrer and the Lunch Lady. This recipe might as well be wearing a hair net, slacks, a pair of those black supportive shoes and have a case of “the gout” because it comes directly from Lunch Lady Land. No really, it’s a secret recipe from a now retired local lunch lady, with the…
Screwtype Letter
By: Amie Wohrer Dearest nephew, I am pleased with your labors, but there is one area where you are lacking; the repeaters. My boy, this is not new nor is it difficult. We have worked with many patients in the past who have made very good little cogs. Remember our friend with the funny tuft…
Cussing Christians
By: Amie Wohrer. I didn’t cuss for almost 20 years. No, I’m not kidding. I wanted to be a good example of what a woman should be for my daughters, and what kind of women my sons should seek out as well. I didn’t want any foul-mouthed, neo feminists for daughters-in-law. Another reason I kept…
Opportunity Knocks But Once
By: Amie Wohrer. For years now it’s been widely acknowledged that the best way to approach overall health is to avoid behaviors that can lead to disease, and when trouble arises, to not only treat the problem or symptoms, but also to identify the cause. This is important to prevent a recurrence of that which…
Humanity Interrupted
By: Amie Wohrer. We used to produce better humans. When things were simpler and less advanced and we were less “enlightened” than we are now, people were kinder, harder working, and heartier. A man’s word was important, and usually good. Women embraced decency and virtue, a far cry from today’s societal norms. So what has…
Internet Censorship of Conservatives. We are the New Jews of Nazi Germany.
Written by Amie Wohrer (@AmieWohrer) Thank God, and I mean thanks be to God that the monsters of the Third Reich were not privy to an outlet such as the internet. Imagine for a moment: “Wow! A million of you are watching! I am happy that so many members are actively involved in our cause….