Written by Steve Cannon for USSA News.
For the few undecided and first-time voters who are readying themselves for the 2020 election, we’ve compiled a simple table comparing the two candidates to help you decide who you should vote for.
Granted, this is not a complete list of either candidate’s accomplishments, but the table does highlight major moments in each candidate’s career.
Enjoy.
Candidate | Trump | Biden |
Age (Physical) | 74 | 77 |
Age (Mental) | 35 | 4 |
Hair | Golden comb-over | Plugs |
Marriage | Married to a model who is a legal immigrant that speaks seven languages. | Married to Jill, a teacher. |
Speaking ability | Engages crowds in record numbers with his charisma and honest approach. | Uses teleprompters to answer basic questions. Often forgets where and who he is. Offends people on a regular basis. |
Nicknames | – President – The Donald |
– Creepy Joe – Sleepy Joe – Gropey Joe – Lunchbox Joe – Middle-Class Joe – Hidin’ Biden – Plugs |
Women in his life | Hired daughter, Ivanka, as an aide while in the White House. | Gropes random women and young girls inappropriately and sniffs their hair from time to time. |
Income | Earned billions of dollars from his hotel and casino empire over an illustrious career, despite high tax rates. Donates his presidential salary to charity. | Made millions of dollars through questionable “political” deals. |
Fidelity to the Issues | Stands firm. | Changes based on what his handlers think will get him elected |
Time in Politics | 4 years | 47 years |
Political accomplishments | – Ended overseas wars – Brought troops home – Lowered taxes – Moved US embassy in Israel to Jerusalem – Appointed 3 Constitutional justices to the Supreme Court – Appointed over 300 conservative federal court judges – Did not enter the Paris Climate Accord – Lowered prescription drug prices – Built a border wall – Lowest unemployment rate ever – Canceled Obamacare individual mandate – Signed the VA First Act and VA Choice Act – Increased Funding to black universities – Killed the leader of ISIS – Ended DACA – Ended NAFTA – Created USMCA – Created Space Force – Best economy of all time – Peace with North Korea – Called out the media for their bias – Fighting to end the Deep State and Drain the Swamp |
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Private sector accomplishments | – Built the Trump Hotel and Casino empire with locations around the globe. – Created his own charity – Created and starred in his own successful TV series, The Apprentice. – Had his own airline – Had his own brand of Vodka – Had a Trump line of neckties – Wrote many best-selling books |
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Vice Presidential Candidate | Mike Pence: – Current Vice President – Religious man – Constitutional – Former governor |
Kamala Harris: – First to drop out of 2020 presidential race before a single primary vote was cast – Former Prosecutor with a record for releasing criminals – Senator who supports BLM and ANTIFA – Slept with married mayor, Willie Brown, to move up the political ladder – Supports Green New Deal – Wants to raise taxes |