Pardon Me…Forever: President Trump Should Give Himself a Never-Ending Get-Out-of-Jail- Free Card

When former President Joe Biden decided to flex his executive mercy muscles and pardoned his son and other family members, he might as well have handed Donald Trump a gold-plated Get Out of Jail Free card – with unlimited swipes.

While Hunter Biden was busy painting his “art pieces” with his dad’s collected classified documents and got paid by mystery buyers – and was involved in numerous crimes that were documented on his laptop – Trump was getting indicted for breathing in the wrong direction.

Fast-forward to today, and Trump and his DOJ are hurling the legal boomerang back – targeting the Russia hoaxers, Adam Schiff, Letitia James, and others. But everyone knows that once Trump leaves the Oval Office again, that same boomerang will come whipping right back at him.

Yes, we all know that the anti-Trump warfare WILL NOT QUIT even when Orange Man Bad is out of office and no longer a “threat to democracy.” The Democrats want him in prison – for any reason they can come up with.

That’s why I think that, on his way out, Trump needs to pardon himself for any crimes he has done or thought about doing since he was three years old – and have the pardon last through all eternity. Honestly, I wouldn’t even wait for his presidency to end. If I were him, I’d pardon myself right now, just to watch the Democrats lose their minds.

Don should pardon himself for everything – real crimes, fake crimes, rolling through a stop sign in his golf cart, jaywalking, you name it. And make it permanent.

If the Democrats have taught us anything, it’s that justice only matters depending on who’s running it. They raided Trump’s house and came up with a few White House cocktail napkins, but the Bidens? Oh, Hunter just misplaced his laptop again, right? But now that Trump is the big cheese again, he can pardon himself just to remind everyone who’s boss.

Let’s not pretend this is about “nobody being above the law.” If that were true, half of D.C. would be dialing in from federal prison Zoom meetings. The reality? If your last name is Biden, Clinton, or Obama, you get a halo and a press pass. If it’s Trump, you get a pair of designer handcuffs monogrammed by the Democrats.

So yes – Trump should absolutely pardon himself. Blanket coverage. Indestructible. And do it with an autopen just to rub it in.

And while he’s at it, maybe the president should trademark it and sell it as merch in a hat that says “Pardon Me. Oh, wait, I already did!”

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