Joe Biden: Lost In The Sauce And In The Closet

We’ve known that Joe Biden suffered from dementia long before he was even elected to the highest office in the land.

“Journalists” with the legacy media covered this dementia, boasting of Biden’s “solid foreign and domestic policy record” and (eww) talking about his sex drive. They did this for over four years before they decided to write books about his (not obvious to them at the time but obvious now) mental decline.

Between falling down stairs, falling up stairs and being unsure of which way to exit after babbling incessantly about God-knows-what, alternating between a whisper to his imaginary friends and a scream at a lying, dog-faced, pony soldier, we watched the train wreck. Now, yet another Secret Service whistleblower has come forth to tell us that Joe Biden would get lost in his closet at The White House. From Sen. Josh Hawley:

He told me that Biden used to get lost in his closet in the mornings at the White House. I mean, the guy literally stumbling around in the White House residence couldn’t find his way out of his own closet. This is outrageous. We were lied to.”-Senator Josh Hawley

This account comes from a Secret Service detail who was assigned to Joe Biden. How big was this closet? I don’t know about you all but I need this closet. Apparently, this is where Jill hid the pudding cups.

Maybe Narnia size?

— Mark Greenwell (@GreenwellM6668) May 31, 2025

Perhaps, he was looking for the tranquility of the Amazon Rainforest:

Or, maybe…just maybe Joe Biden was not “lost” after all but hiding from Lady Macbeth/”DOCTOR” Jill and Cocaine Hunter? Hide the dementia. Hide the cancer. Just hide. Perhaps they would be able to eke out another four years with a big, White House closet of their own.

It makes me wonder how many times Joe got lost in the closet, or other areas of The White House. I could see the “good doctor” now, yelling at him to come out and address the press after innocent people got killed by a deranged shooter: “JOE! THERE’S JENI’S CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM DOWN HERE AND IT’S (insert expletive here) MELTING!”

Any man who can triumph over dementia is a giant. Think what he could do for our nation’s needed recovery.”-Keith Ablow. Therapist and friend to Hunter Biden

Except Joe Biden didn’t. Joe Biden put it on full display. And the nation DID NOT recover. Not one bit. We face-palmed. We shook our heads. We were flat-out embarrassed.

At least the Secret Service knew where he lived and got that right 75% of the time.

“Dash” as in 45-47

— Tom Guarino (@TjGuarino34) May 31, 2025

It’s too bad we all did not suffer from a four-year brain fog of this disaster.

A president of the most powerful country in the world wandering around, getting lost in his closet? Mind-boggling stuff.

The Republican party and the Trump administration cannot simply pass this off as another meaningless scandal; the folks behind this epic deception must be held accountable—in a harsh manner—and it can never be allowed to happen again.

Shame on you, Jake Tapper and your dishonest cohorts in the press, shame on you ‘Obama Bros’ and Biden staffers and Jill and Hunter Biden, who all hid the truth because you valued power over the future of our country.

Karma has a real way of coming back to bite you in the end, and I hope it’s coming—real hard.”–Bob Hoge, RedState

@Shanemgillis nailed the Biden Roomba Joke. https://t.co/fujFEbYqtJ

— EverIntrugued (@EverIntrigued) May 31, 2025

This is funny. What is not funny? Dementia is not funny. Cancer is not funny. Ultimately, at this point, I have zero respect for the so-called “whistleblowers” who knew this crap was happening for years and are just now bringing these stories to light. They enabled this dysfunction at the peril of our nation. This includes family members of Joe Biden to include his forever Community College “Doctor”, fame-hungry, elder-abusing WIFE and his equally prestige-seeking, immoral, wheeling-and-dealing, degenerate dirtbag SON. Out of all of these people who enabled the cover-up of this man’s decline, they are, by far, the absolute worst. If this is how family treats you in your twilight years, who the hell needs them? You’re best off wandering into The Amazon and living peacefully amongst the squirrel monkeys than these baboons.

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