The Fling Heard Around the World

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The name Sean Charles Dunn, isn’t exactly a household name. You may have never heard of this guy, but I’m willing to bet you’ve at least heard of what he recently did.

Now, I realize that with everything happening in the news lately, between Hamas and Israel, Ukraine and Russia, the tariff deals and the peace deals, something like this could well get lost in the shuffle…but maybe, just maybe we should all be paying just a bit more attention to it.

It all started on a Sunday night. August 10^th, to be exact. President Trump had ordered the federal takeover of law enforcement in Washington, DC and federal agents were on the streets of our nation’s Capitol. In spite of liberal claims to the contrary, DC is a cesspool of criminal activity and everybody knows it. Assaults, murders, drug use and trafficking, human trafficking and assorted sex crimes have become the norm in DC over the years and it is horrible.

The liberals in charge have been cooking the books where crime in DC is concerned so as to claim that crime rates were down, but the only stat to have dropped are the numbers of prosecutions because the liberal judges just keep turning criminals back out onto the streets while turning a blind eye to the crimes they commit. President Trump warned the liberal Mayor, Bow Wow Bowser, and the liberal Police Chief, Pamela Smith, and those liberal judges that if they didn’t get DC cleaned up, and cleaned out…he would take decisive steps to do it himself.

They didn’t…so he did.

So…on the night of August 10^th, 2025, while federal officers were conducting operations in DC, along came Sean Charles Dunn…madder than a wet Karen…and he started to yell at the federal officers. “Why are you here? I don’t want you in my city,” screamed Dunn. Like most liberals with a limited vocabulary, Dunn kept repeating the same thing at high volume before changing things up just a bit and yelling at the federal officers that they were… “fucking fascist.” It always devolves into that idiotic false label with liberals, because that’s what they’ve been indoctrinated to yell when the people they’re yelling at ignore them like Nick Sandman ignored that Indian with the drum that was yelling in his face.

Unable to get a rise out of the federal officer in front of him, Sean Charles Dunn began to do what frustrated liberals who desperately seek relevance usually do…he began to vibrate. Sean Charles Dunn gesticulated a few times, tried to bounce up and down a few times, yelled stupid stuff a few more times and then…it happened. The Fling Heard Round the World.

Sean Charles Dunn flung his Subway sandwich directly at the federal officer who had…up to that very moment…been stoic in the face of stupidity.

Suddenly, Sean Charles Dunn, had that federal officer’s attention. In fact, he finally had the attention of several officers in that place at that particular moment, and all hell broke loose. Sean Charles Dunn, who had been begging for relevance for several minutes was in that moment more relevant than he wanted to be and he took off running with federal officers chasing him down the street. It didn’t take long for officers to catch the lout, and detain the lout in cuffs but things were just getting started. The next day, Monday, August 11^th, Sean Charles Dunn was released from detention and I’m pretty sure he figured that he had gotten away with the crime…but he hadn’t.

On Wednesday, August 13^th, TWENTY officers showed up at his door after a warrant was issued for his arrest. Upon learning of the warrant, Sean Charles Dunn’s attorney, Sabrina Shroff said, “I had no way to surrender him.” After Schoff made a few calls,  Sean Charles Dunn turned himself in to authorities to face not only the charges, but the music…and in this case, I’m pretty sure the music was, “I Fought The Law and the Law Won.”

And what ARE the charges?

FELONY violation of 18 U.S.C. § 111(a)(1) (Assaulting, resisting, or impeding certain officers and employees of theUnited States) .

Really?

For flinging a sandwich at a cop?

Isn’t that a bit much?

Well…I don’t think so, and I’m about to tell you why.

First…here’s the video of the crime as it happened, and I’ll be referring back to it as I explain the reasoning for the rather hefty charges.

Okay, let’s start with this. This was a premeditated attack. How do I know this? Well…it’s obvious when you really look at the video. Where are the chips and the drink? Seriously, nobody goes to Subway and buys just a sandwich without getting one of those little bags of chips and something to drink unless you have absolutely no intention of actually eating the sandwich. The fact that this unhinged lunatic went into a Subway Sandwich location, purchased a foot long sandwich and told them he didn’t need chips or a drink wreaks of premeditation.

Second…where’s the bag? When one buys a sandwich from Subway…TO GO…they wrap your sandwich in a paper wrapper and then…SLIDE IT INTO A BAG. This particular weapon is already OUT of its holster well before the liberal lunatic, Sean Charles Dunn, gets to what he considers a “target rich environment” or before he gets close enough to hit what he’s aiming at because he throws like a little wussy.

Third…look at how this liberal lunatic was dressed. A pink polo shirt, white shorts and what appear to have been boat shoes. I suspect that Sean Charles Dunn planned to hurl his weapon at law enforcement officers then run to the nearest gay bar and just…blend in.

Then there’s this…Sean Charles Dunn WAS a Department of Justice Trial Attorney. “WAS”  being the key word. I don’t know how long he had been employed there BEFORE the Fling Heard Round the World, but I DO know he was FIRED from his position about five minutes AFTER he took his shot at liberal immortality.  But the fact that he had such a position means he thought this out, considered how to do it, and had something of a plan for escape even though he runs like he throws which leads me to my fifth point.

This was anything but a spur of the moment thing. Sean Charles Dunn most likely had to stand in line at the Subway Sandwich shop while considering exactly what sort of weapon to order. As we can see in the video, the sandwich impacted with a noticeable thud…and that tells us that it was probably a rather meaty order. If I had to guess, and I am guessing, I’d say the “Cold Cut Combo.” That’s a sub with lots of meat and cheese, then Sean Charles Dunn had to pick his toppings and again, if I’m guessing…and I am…he loaded it up with just about everything. It takes some time to make such a sandwich. That’s time in which Sean Charles Dunn could have reconsidered his planned felony assault…but he didn’t. He had to stand there watching as an unknowing employee at Subway carefully put that sandwich together…bit by bit, slice by slice, condiment by condiment.

By the time he walked out of there, Sean Charles Dunn had himself a high calorie, high capacity weapon of mass construction.

Then there’s the final step in Sean Charles Dunn’s master plan…recon. He stood across the street carefully scoping out the lay of the land. He chose his intended target, an ICE agent, he put into place his “getaway” route and approached …choosing his moment to strike, yelling obscenities, bobbing up and down and then…WHAM!!!

It was a wonder beyond wonders that he didn’t get the Ashli Babbitt treatment. Remember, she was unarmed on January 6^th, 2021 when she was gunned down…murdered by U.S. Capitol Police Lt. Michael Byrd in our Nation’s Capitol. The DOJ at the time concluded there was no evidence Byrd “did not reasonably believe that it was necessary to do so in self-defense or in defense of the Members of Congress and others evacuating the House Chamber.” In other words, the murder of Asli Babbitt was justified even though she was unarmed. On the other hand, Sean Charles Dunn WAS armed with a deli weapon and actually launched said weapon striking an ICE agent in the chest.

Given the Ashli Babbitt precedent, Sean Charles Dunn could well have been perforated to the point he could no longer fog a mirror. In fact, he wasn’t even tased causing him to face-plant on the sidewalk as he attempted to flee the scene of the crime and yet, assorted liberals from the gutters to propaganda broadcasters are all crying foul over his arrest…saying that sending twenty law enforcement officers to his home was just too much. I mean, it’s not like they rifled through his wife’s panty drawers or something.

It sends a clear message that attacking law enforcement is no longer tolerated. It’s a “F around and find out” moment for criminals and liberal lunatics, and I grant you that the line between the two is thinner than a gnat’s whisker.

Now, I know that in ongoing cases, one is supposed to refer to the crime as “the alleged crime,” but I don’t believe that applies here because, according to the official case documents, while being processed at Metropolitan Police Department’s Third District, DUNN told MTP Officer Gurkaranjot Thandi, “I did it. I threw a sandwich,” thus admitting, or confessing to the crime in question.

So… Sean Charles Dunn, a name that isn’t yet a household name but probably should be, did what he did, apparently a pre meditated attack, did it on video, was chased down and caught, and later charged with FELONY ASSAULT against a federal law enforcement officer, fired from his government job. It’s not too much.

Will Sean Charles Dunn get jail time? Should he? That’s yet to be seen but I do have one last thought on the matter.

I hope they throw the menu at him.

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