Too late for an addition? Has a Moutza ever been awarded to a building? If not, I hereby nominate the first one. Mordor comes to the South Side of Chicago. Will Frodo Baggins save us?

Lin Feddor Cappozzo

Congress woman Debbie Wasserman Schultz upon viewing Alligator Alcatraz stated the illegal detainees have to brush their teeth where they poop.

Nah Debbie I have to go brush my teeth in the bathroom!

Ben Goldstein

Barack Hussein Obama

Robert Javor

There are so many that this is getting harder and harder.

Brian Kuhn

It’s my favorite time of each month John Kass!

Jerry Nadler for saying “what attacks on ICE?” Are they trying to set records for stupidity? NAH! July 25, 2025

David Kleckner

Chuck E. Cheese gets this month’s nomination. Or actually the Florida man (where else) who was arrested for felony credit card fraud, while in full costume. Maybe they should have called Animal Control instead of the police. Nah!

I vote for Chicagoland television media. They hate Trump so much it’s hard to listen to them. I tune in for weather and the Cubs and that’s all I can handle. Even WGN in the afternoon and evening.

Bob Boren

It’s being reported that Joe Biden is getting a $10 million advance to write a book about his time as president. Does anyone really think he could write a book? Someone will obviously write the book for him but besides the democrats taking points, what are they going to write about. His being raised as a Catholic, Jewish, Hispanic, and Black person. His great uncle who was eaten by cannibals and then there’s Corn Pop.

I would like to nominate his ghost writer, Auto Pen, for the Golden Moutza of July.

Nah to Autopen for participating in this work of fiction. Blow on it.

Peter Croster

FB mutes you for me. I’ve followed you for who knows how long, and finally just saw your Obama post from today.

Karen Dombroviak-Kuban

The Pigster….hands down as always!

Ron Murray

Jelly Belly for his new delivery tax.

Evangelos Axarlis

Please add this upgraded MOUTZA for the BIG / WIDE IL boy….

Laura Shields

I am not doing this the right way, but Pritzker gets my vote EVERY time.

 

 

Obama is a silky liar isn’t he? And butter wouldn’t melt on his forked tongue. And yes, knowing what we know now about Hillary Clinton’s campaign hit piece called the Steele Dossier, it was obvious that former President Obama was lying. The corrupt legacy media still protect him–the Washington Post and the New York Times received Pulitzer Prizes celebrating his lies supporting Obama’s Russia Collusion hoax.

The race hustle out of the Cincinnati Beat Down hurts our republic. And Cincinnati Police Chief Teresa Theetge is a monstrously good choice.

But what Obama has done to America has hurt the republic even more, if possible. What struck me is that Obama finished the interview, walked off, but then returned to talk about a new “Intelligence Assessment” that would be dropping before Trump’s inauguration. He convicts himself from his own rotten mouth.

The silky from Chicago is a most destructive force, a termite destroying America from within. As Maze Moore notes in his X post,” he was priming the media to be on the look out for the bogus report he had just asked for.”

And they dare cry about protecting the republic when they’re destroying it?

Unfortunately the Moutzatution is clear. Presidents are exempt.

But Hillary Clinton was not a president. And the Deep State repeat liars who promoted the Obama Clinton Russia Collusion lie–former FBI chief James Comey, former CIA chief John Brennan and James Clapper, the former Director of National Intelligence–were not president.

So Hillary? Pending indictments of Brennan, Clapper, Comey and the other Deep State rats, lift your flabby face away from the wine box before I’m forced to grab you by the hairs of your triple chins, and take the Golden Moutza of July like a man.

Nah for the Russia hoax! NAH for Benghazi, NAH! for helping destroy the institutions of journalism and the intelligence services we can’t live without in a dangerous world.

And NAH to your idiotic belief that the American people would elect a Baba Yaga as president!!! Nah and NAXI sou.

Feesah etho!

 

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