Kamala Harris Announces Memoir And Oof, The Responses

Fresh off realising that she probably can’t even win in California, and that another monumental loss would finish her off for good, Kamala Harris has decided to stick with just hawking a book attempting to reframe the narrative of just how badly she lost the 2024 election to President Trump.

She’s called it 107 Days, because that’s how long Americans had to worry that somehow the Democrats might rig it for her to become the 47th President of the United States.

Harris made the announcement in social media posts, claiming “What the world saw on the campaign trail was only part of the story.”

What the world saw on the campaign trail was only part of the story.

My new book is a behind-the-scenes look at my experience leading the shortest presidential campaign in modern history.

107 Days is out on September 23. I can’t wait for you to read it: https://t.co/G4bkeZB4NZ pic.twitter.com/taUof0L4hs

— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) July 31, 2025

Oh really! The undecipherable word salads and complete lack of any intelligible policy were not the only aspects of the story.

Does the book include how much you paid for endorsements and cringe performances at your astroturfed rallies?

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) July 31, 2025

And the inability to answer the most softball question ever pitched toward a politician.

If there isn’t any acknowledgment of Kamala blowing the easiest question in the world ever asked on The View and how she wasn’t prepared for it… then there’s no point in reading this. https://t.co/Ip9tcMohbo

— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) July 31, 2025

Who knew?

“This book is a story, and a story can be made into a book, where there’s lots of pages. And, and, you know, pages make chapters, and chapters, are in a book.”

— Kayla_FadeSan (@kay_fade) July 31, 2025

Harris also stated that “In writing this book, one truth kept coming back to me: sometimes, the fight takes a while.”

How long?

More than 107 days, of course.

Should have titled it “Luckily Voters Didn’t See More Of Me Or I Would Have Lost By Even More.”

— MAZE (@mazemoore) July 31, 2025

“107 Bottles of Vodka On The Wall”

— Don Rutherford (@Rutherford96114) July 31, 2025

Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.

The title of her book is an excuse for why she lost. https://t.co/KwpMktQ0b2

— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) July 31, 2025

Imagine how many bottles of wine she drank while ‘writing’ this.

I need this on audible ASAP with her reading it. https://t.co/rZbnpIHNbm

— Tamir D. Harper (@TamirDHarper) July 31, 2025

So, come on, who actually wrote this book?

It’s just illustrations and doodles

— Meghan Maureen (@Keggs719) July 31, 2025

Of course, this is happening because Kamala still has bills to pay.

Trying to sell some books to pay down your $5 million debt to Beyoncé for that endorsement?

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) July 31, 2025

I can’t wait to hear the inside story about how you burned $1.5B in 107 days and accomplished absolutely nothing

— Jim Hanson (@JimHansonDC) July 31, 2025

We cannot wait to cover the story of barely anyone buying it.

No thank you. I have already become unburdened, and I would like to keep it that way.

— Tired of being politically correct (@USBornNRaised) July 31, 2025

Won’t be able to read it.

Pop up pictures and images of V-diagrams and yellow school buses.

— Patriot Paul (@Paul11JC) July 31, 2025

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