🔮 It’s a Kind of Magic…
Torrential rains make the Eiffel Tower disappear in seconds…
The fierce storms killed at least two across France and Paris was swamped by floods.
An amazing 39k lightning bolts were recorded across the country…
Guy de Maupassant, one of the great French storytellers of the 19th century along with Stendhal, Balzac, Flaubert, and Zola, hated the Eiffel Tower so much that he allegedly ate at the tower’s restaurant every day because that was the only point in Paris that he wouldn’t see it.
👉 This would be a happy day for him…
🩺 Where’s the Outrage?
RFK wants all US citizens wearing a smart device within 4 years…
This is to “Make America Healthy Again” (and not to get the control over your personal data)… Now, wait until it actually means financial gain…
👉 My smart device is called a gun…
🛢️ Carbon Capture Centers Are Redundant…
Canada’s 1.2B-acre boreal forest, across 10 provinces/territories, stores 186B tonnes of carbon, the world’s largest terrestrial carbon store…
Carbon dioxide captured at the site will be transported by truck and permanently stored underground in Legal, Alberta… LOL! I guess this type of carbon capture is not for protecting the environment, it’s for generating carbon fuel and is also used in hydrogen production.
👉 So why? A “world first” with potential for global impact…
🧪 Cloud of Toxic Gas Across Ohio…
Austin Powder plant has a long history of violations…
Funilly, Vinton County does have high cancer incidence rates compared to the rest of Ohio…
👉 Another example they don’t care about me and you…
🐈⬛ This Is Sickening…
Charges dropped against men who put cats into trash compactor…
I mean, how could someone even think about doing something like that? And not just that, but they actually admitted to trying to hurt those poor cats, like, what were they thinking?
👉 It makes me so angry that there’s no real consequences for this kind of thing…
⚖️ Unexpected Extreme Funambulism…
Truck dangles over edge after massive China bridge collapse…
I just cannot imagine how this truck driver stayed calm knowing that he was hanging on by a steel tow ball…
Meanwhile, in the same China’s Guizhou province, heavy rains wreaked havoc, forcing over 80,000 people to evacuate. Several villages are submerged, and, as shown above, a major bridge has collapsed due to the raging floodwaters…
I hope the people are OK…
⛪ Did You Hear About This one?
A Jewish extremist crucified a pastor in his house, and claimed he had 14 other targets after being arrested…
Decades long substance abuse problem after a motorcycle accident, script pain meds, and an obsession with the Old Testament. He was recently released from jail early after serving time for bank fraud/identity theft.
🦂 No One Should Fear Worshipping in Peace…
11 people killed in mass shooting at religious festival in Mexican city plagued by cartel turf wars…
Criminal violence, most of it linked to drug trafficking, has claimed around 480,000 lives in Mexico since 2006 and left more than 120,000 people missing.
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❤️🩹 Heart Attacks Are No Longer the Leading Cause of Death in the US…
For anyone wondering what took it’s place, it’s chronic heart issues…
So, basically no change.
👉 It still boils down to failure of the heart…
That Was A Monster…
The F4 tornado that hit Enderlin, ND last week was caught at night. Nightmarish!
The main storm could have been classified as a Cat 3 hurricane, due to the 100+ mph winds in some parts of it. The tornado itself tossed a railroad car out into a nearby field, picked up several more and slid them to the side, and tipped over quite a few full grain cars. (Averaging roughly 120 tons per car)…
👉 Terrifying!
📱 I’m Shocked I Tell You, shocked!
The Trump Phone no longer promises it’s made in America…
Sounds like the original was just a concept and now that they actually have to make it, it’s going to be completely different. Didn’t they do the same thing with the Trump shoes?
👉 At least there is Zero Chance I will buy this phone…
🧬 Designer Babies Incoming…
Synthetic Human Genome Project gets go ahead…
This is absolutely going to result in billionaires creating genetically superior babies.
👉 Musk is jerking off in a test tube to this news right now…
⚡ Ironically, This Week Is Lightning Safety Awareness Week…
20 people injured in lightning strike while swimming at South Carolina beach…
Luckily, no one was seriously injured when lightning struck the water and charged the metal cable that secured the buoys surrounding the swimming area…
👉 I’m old enough to remember the Congo soccer lightning strike…
⚓ Awesome…
After 250 years, Captain Cook’s legendary ship ‘Endeavor’ finally identified near New England resort…
After the ship sailed the world, it was sold to a private citizen in Feb. 1775 and renamed Lord Sandwich before it was scuttled…
Not the best name to end up its life…
⚔️ Which War Criminals Make You Most Angry?
The one from another country or the ones your country elected?
But where’s Bibi?
👉 Fuck em all…
So Sweet…
🎁 Curiosity Fuel: Strange Picks of the Day
🕵️ VPN Subscription
For when you need to Google “how to escape a funambulist bridge collapse” without the NSA asking follow-ups. Encrypt your existential dread…
🚗 Hail Protection Car Cover
Because tornadoes are angry, and God is clearly throwing ice cubes again. Keep your car less dented than your psyche…
🚰 High-Grade Water Filter
Toxic gas clouds, carbon traps, and whatever’s brewing in Ohio? Sip in peace like the post-apocalyptic aristocrat you are…
📱 Trump Phone (Knockoff Edition)
Now not made in America and barely made at all. Comes with one preloaded ringtone: “Promises, Promises.”
⚡ Lightning Safety Detector
Won’t actually help, but looks amazing in news footage. Perfect for Lightning Awareness Week cosplay…
Now, lightnings are attacking swimmers, tornadoes are yeeting freight trains, and France is literally drowning in style. Meanwhile, AI wants to babysit your DNA, your phone lies about where it’s made, and pastors are being crucified in their living rooms.
But hey, at least Captain Cook’s ship finally turned up… just in time to witness the collapse of whatever’s left of modern civilization.
Sleep tight, hydrate with filtered water, and maybe don’t stand near any buoys this week…
Catch you tomorrow,
Manuel
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