📡 Plasma Folding Itself Into Unexpected Letters…
X‑shaped radio storms in the Ionosphere.
NASA spots bizarre X-patterns high above Earth—during calm space weather…
👉 Did the sky hack itself?
It Took You Time Bro!
Tucker Carlson finally realizes Fox News is propaganda.
He’s known for YEARS it was propaganda… He was part of it… And still is… Yeah, he knows he is spitting out BS all the time…
🛰️ Russian Spy Satellite Goes AWOL…
Could this happen again?
Cosmos 2553, rumored linked to nukes, reappeared after weeks missing. Spinning out-of-control… In 1978, the cosmos 954 a soviet satellite crashed in canada 1978, spreading radioactive debris. This forgotten disasters led to a massive international cleanup effort. FYI: World Cleanup Day is on September 20, 2025…
👉 Watchers watching watchers…
🌋 Bolivia’s Zombie Volcano Shudders
Uturuncu was dormant for 250,000 years. Now scientists warn of eruption…
Small quakes hint at a sleeping giant stirring in Bolivia… ‘Sombrero’ pattern of ground deformation. The Mariachis are coming ‘en force’…
👉 Sleep tight…
Meanwhile, Mount Lewotobi Laki-Laki erupted twice this week—once sending ash 5,000 m high, then a mushroom cloud at 10,000 m—evacuating villages, grounding flights to Bali.
👉 Nature’s war on tourism continues…
🛰️ Big Brother Is Watching You…
SpaceX launches 28 more eyes in the sky.
Starlink grows—28 more satellites launched into orbit this morning, ballooning the constellation past 7,777 active units. And the sky show? Amazing…
👉 Streaming dystopia, now with extra orbital clutter…
China Sends Mystery Transport Planes Into Iran…
Je t’aime… Moi non plus…
It wouldn’t surprise me if they’re just trying to remove their Chinese National officials out of the country before shit hits the fan…
👉 Fun answer: they delivered tactical nuclear devices…
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🦌 Wastewater Deer Rescue…
Because it’s a deer.
Oklahoma firefighters fish a deer out of a treatment tank…
👉 Nature’s version of surprise bucket baths…
These guys didn’t have the same luck in Texas… Probably because they were humans…
🌟 Breathing ID Tech Reaches 97% Accuracy
Breath as a way to diagnose disease? Or to unluck your IPhone?
Biometric breakthroughs: your breath is the new password… Hope your morning coffee doesn’t mess it up…
👉 Or your asthma crisis…
🫨 California Faults Overdue for Earthquake…
It’s not ‘IF’, it’s ‘WHEN’…
Nearly 45% of faults, including the San Andreas, are waiting to crack. Big One? It’s allegedly overdue—but nobody knows when it’s due…
👉 San Fran, do your shake-off dance…
Meanwhile, new research shows that tectonic plates can spread subduction like a contagion — jumping from one oceanic plate to another… Another great reason not to sleep tonight…
Honestly? I Thought This Was Already a Thing…
Delta, United And American caught selling traveller data to Feds in explosive new leak…
I’m more surprised the Feds paid for the data instead of just having full, unrestricted access… To be “explosive” it would have to be totally unexpected and shocking…
👉 This isn’t, sadly…
🦆 Arrogant Duck Terrorizes Floridians
He’s just reminding you guys who owns this property…
A Muscovy duck brutally attacks residents. Feathered overlord emerges…
👉 LOL! Duck soup, curry duck, spicy Cajun duck…
Not Just Fish, Frogs and Severed Hands…
Dead pelicans fall out of the sky during a thunderstorm in Mobile, Alabama…
Up to 50… A dozen in a single yard… A lightning strike might’ve caused the pelicans to fall from the sky. One woman said she heard two loud booms during a thunderstorm and saw birds on the ground after it passed.
👉 I’d like to know how big were the hailstones…
🛸 Canada Launches National UFO Office…
Oh I thought our brain was lying to us.
First official UFO desk in 30 years—because blurry dot photos weren’t enough.
👉 This is how they will do it, SCIENTIFICALLY…
Meanwhile, former Pentagon investigator warns of UFOs with characteristics “we could not duplicate today”… You mean, just another Pentagon propagandist don’t you?
🌫️ Elusive Hum Haunts Scottish Isle…
A constant drone noise…
Low-frequency droning tortures Lewis residents. But scientists are scratching their heads…
👉 Ghost tone or geological glitch?
🎁 Curiosity Fuel: Strange Picks of the Week
🔥 Volcano-Inspired Bath Bombs
Feel like bathing in Mount Lewotobi’s rage—minus the third-degree burns. These bath bombs erupt like mini calderas. Your tub deserves seismic activity…
🧠 AI Voice Recorder Pen
Perfect for when your thoughts are being monitored… or you’re interviewing aliens. Records meetings, telepathy attempts, and your breakdown in 4K clarity… Speak softly and carry a paranoid pen…
🛸 UFO Detector EMF Scanner
It’s 2025 and Canada’s opening a UFO office—you might as well beat them to disclosure. This gadget beeps at suspicious energy signatures… or just when your fridge door closes… Now you’ll know it wasn’t swamp gas…
🦴 Pet Dinosaur Skeleton Puzzle
Because real dinosaurs are returning via biotech labs—or so says TikTok. This 3D puzzle keeps your kids distracted while you prep the bunker… RAWR = I love you in apocalypse…
👻 Infrared Ghost Hunting Camera
Scottish island hum got you spooked? This camera claims to see what your eyes can’t: spirits, shadow people, and the ghost of the internet before AI ruined it… Boo or glitch? Now you’ll know…
📔 “The Big One Is Coming” Quake Alertr
Track your dreams, tremors, and breakdowns. Faux-leather notebook with shaky handwriting font… For when the San Andreas turns your kitchen into modern art…
💣 Tactical Duck Repellentr
Inspired by Florida’s feathered attacker. This imaginary spray features a holographic duck with glowing eyes. Disclaimer: won’t actually work… You’re buying this for the label. Admit it…
☄️ So… what have we learned today?
Not much—except that Earth is weird, space is worse, and ducks are secretly planning world domination.
If the hum doesn’t drive you mad, the pelican rain might.
Keep your bunker stocked, your tinfoil polished, and your sense of irony intact.
Until next time: stay curious, stay skeptical, and never trust a volcano that’s been quiet too long…
Thank you,
Manuel
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