🎶 Some People Say That He Swallowed Birds
But this kid is just awesome.
I remember my Biology teacher imitating birds while walking in a forest during university… I was amazed. He was 60yo. This kid is just WOW!
He even did a talent show at school:
This ended way too soon. I would’ve listened to all 50 birds! What a cool kid
Samuel, my dude, your imitations were so realistic that my cat tried to find the source… LOL!
“Well… chickens.” We must protect this delightful child…
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🐦 This Guy Looks Like He Has the Best Stories to Tell
Lao Huang, 86, Is One of the Last Cormorant Fisherman
Cormorant fishing is a traditional fishing method that involves using trained cormorant birds to catch fish.
Here are higher-quality versions of these images. Credit to the photographer, Peter Yan, who took these in Yangshuo, China.
No AI in the world could generate a badass dude like that…
🐡 It’s Just so Cruel and Horrible to Watch a Fish Suffocating in Front of You.
But I’m sure vegetarians won’t stop eating fish.
Letting fish flop around the deck until they slowly die has never passed the eye test for me.
We already speculated this, but are not scientists, so they won’t listen to us. Now biologists have finally proven that fish suffer “intense pain” for at least 10 minutes after catch (if not killed immediately)…
Calls have been made for reforms.
Fish is ‘aquatic’ meat, nothing veggie…
🐕 Tiger and dog become best friends
The tiger did not harm the dog after falling into pit near Kerala-Tamil Nadu border.
Both animals have been rescued:
And the tiger has been released into the wild:
Dog had expert negotiation skills 🫱🏾🫲🏽
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💣 Ticking Time Bomb
Sea acidity has reached critical levels.
Ocean acidification has crossed crucial threshold for planetary health, its “planetary boundary”, scientists say in unexpected finding.
It now threatens entire ecosystem, damaging coral reefs and sometimes dissoving shells of marine creature.
This is actually one of the scariest scenarios for the end of the world because when it starts, there will be no way to stop it until it has run its course.
If I recall, the Permian extinction was due to ocean acidification and it kill 90% of life about 250 million years ago. It took almost 10 million years for the biosphere to recover.
It was the only known extinction event that heavily affected insect since it was responsible for breaking the food chain.
A new one would likely kill off the human race.
Yeah Morons! Keep spraying SO2 in the air…
🪸 Nope, This Is Not a Sewage Spill
Stinky European and Caribbean beaches turn brown after algae invasion.
Perfect storm: Go for a swim and you come out full of pimples.
I just like algae with my sushis…
Better stay home and enjoy your local lake (if not invaded by red algae or brain-eating amoeba)…
Too Small Collection?
No jail time.
No jail time for B.C. man with ‘relatively modest’ child porn collection, judge rules…
This reminds me of the actual Onion headline. “Pope vows to get Church pedophilia down to acceptable levels.“
For those who don’t want to jump into the article, but wanna know what ‘relatively modest’ means, they found 6 images on his devices.
That’s about 6 too many…
Oh! Canada! You protect pedos?
🧠 Yeah!, That’s Right!
F.D.A. to use A.I. in drug approvals to ‘radically increase efficiency’.
So… firing the CDC board that recommends vaccines, but let AI certify drugs. Makes sense…
As a machine cannot be held accountable, a machine must never make decisions.
🧙♀️ Tilberi
A creature from Icelandic folklore created by witches to steal milk from cows and ewes.
… The woman can now send the tilberi to suck milk from others’ cows and ewes. It will return to the window of her dairy and call out “Full belly, Mummy!” or “Churn lid off, Mummy!” and vomit the stolen milk into her butter churn.
If the woman has a child and the tilberi manages to reach her own milk-filled breast, she is at risk of being sucked to death.
It is made from a stolen rib dug from a grave and wrapped in wool. For more information, including the full process of making a tilberi, see Wikipedia…
🐜 Asian Needle Ant Invasion
Take out your flame thrower.
People who have strong reactions to stings from insects like bees, wasps or yellowjackets should be especially careful, experts said. If you suffer from anaphylaxis, you should be especially vigilant and carry an EpiPen.
They’re on the Schmidt Sting Pain Index at a 2. They like to be in humid areas, like under logs.
How do you even stop ants? I feel like once ants have spread they’re here to stay.
👁️ The Surveillance State Only Grows
License plate reading firm reportedly building a surveillance tool for cops using hacked data.
If this was built on hacked data, they should be sued into oblivion. Any lawyers out there want to start a class action for us?
Spoiler: It’s flock. So, DeFlock…
🌞 The sun is making weird stuff over the Mediterranean Sea
It looks like an Etruscan vase
Jules Verne was the first to draw attention to the mirage. In his popular 1866 novel, The Adventures of Captain Hatteras, he wrote: “The deformation of the disk, modified by refraction, gradually made itself felt; it widened to the detriment of its vertical diameter, and resembled the shape of an Etruscan vase.“
Meanwhile, June 2025’s Strawberry Moon, visible 10-11 June 2025, was the lowest full Moon in the sky for nearly two decades: a phenomenon that won’t occur again until 2043. Did you see it?
🎁 Curiosity Fuel: Strange Picks of the Day
🧙♀️ Witch-Approved Butter Churn
For when you’re stealing spectral cow milk at midnight and need artisanal results.
👉 Make churns great again…
🧼 Algae-Be-Gone™ Beach Spray
Smells like bleach, feels like burning—perfect for your next red tide swim.
👉 Ocean scum? Not today, Satan…
🔍 Mini Surveillance Jammer Keychain
Block tracking from your toaster, toothbrush, and possibly grandma.
👉 Privacy is the new punk…
🐜 Flamethrower Ant Repellent
Approved by zero governments but worshipped by the truly itchy.
👉 Your backyard war just went tactical…
🎣 Ethically Confused Fishing Rod
Hooks the fish, then apologizes and releases a TED Talk on guilt.
👉 Catch and overthink…
🌍 So… What Have We Learned Today?
Birds sing, kids imitate them, and somewhere an AI is approving your meds while a witch’s ghost cow-spirit is projectile-vomiting milk into a butter churn. The sun is morphing into antique pottery over the Mediterranean, algae is declaring war on your vacation plans, ants are sharpening their mandibles, and fish are officially meat—but with trauma.
Meanwhile, we’re one plankton belch away from mass extinction, a tiger is making unlikely friendships, and Canada… well, Canada apparently has a “modest” threshold for evil. Also, don’t worry: a surveillance flock is watching all of this from above.
So yes, the world is ending. But it’s doing it with style, folklore, and biodegradable panic.
Stay weird, stay alert, and maybe stop eating the sushi.
📡 Over and out from Planet Absurd.
💀🌞🧠🐟🧙♀️👁️🐦
Manuel
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