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It may have passed notice with all the gala surrounding the recent visit of President Joe Biden and the Obamas being present at a who’s who of Hollywood fundraiser the other night, but the principles held a side meeting to discuss their new upcoming drama: “The New American Queen.” They are trying to keep the script under wraps until it is finished and let the marketing campaign catch up, but this reporter got the scoop!
Barack Obama has been tapped as producer/director with George Clooney and Oprah Winfrey both selected as script consultants and producers to bring the production home to what they expect will be massive audiences.
In the dramatic storyline, Joe Biden will suffer a health event before the Democratic Convention set for Aug. 19 – 22 in Chicago. Biden will have a news conference where he will explain how desperately he wishes to continue to serve as president but cannot, on the advice of his physicians. The media will hail his courage and his sacrifice, and they will wring their collective hands in search of a solution to the menace of the prospect of a Trump presidency. The media will liken it to the Avenger films – the end of everything, unless… unless a hero arises.
Enter Michelle Obama, who will protest that there is no job she wants less than to be the first African American woman President of the United States, but she must! For she and only she can save America’s democracy from the evil of Donald Trump. Yes, she will save America by finishing the job of turning America into a third-world socialist shithole.
It will be announced that all of the Democrat Party heads have gotten together and agreed only one person can do the job: Michelle Obama! She will be nominated and confirmed as the Democrat Party candidate without a single actual regular Democrat voter casting a vote. The Democrat Party and the media will hail Michelle for her ultimate sacrifice and as the modern
savior of America!
In the subplot, Gavin Newsom will be selected to be the new vice-presidential candidate and Kamala Harris will be appointed to replace Newsom in the office of California Governor. It’s about time the party gave her a real job with real consequences!
The heart of the drama will take place in Chicago, Michelle’s hometown, Barack’s hood, and the site of the Obamas’ first ascension to power in 2008! The euphoria will pour into the streets. All of the horrible Democrat policies of the last four years and going back to the Obamas’ first administration will be washed away in the good feeling of Michelle’s nomination. Pre-produced biographic films will pop up all over the national media of their beloved Michelle and Barack, the couple destined to kill… that is save – America!
At the convention, the Clintons will gush that they have never known anyone better to assume presidential power and to keep them out of jail than Michelle Obama. Nancy Pelosi will talk about the glory of having another woman in power, so her insider trading information can keep on rolling. Chuck Schumer will demand that Israel could never have a better friend to stab it in the back than himself and the Obamas. Then Eric Holder will speak – and offer his services again to serve as the Attorney General of Injustice, if only to serve as Michelle’s wingman!
Next, and to a chorus of cheers, Barack Obama will ascend the stage and tell the audience he is struck with a husband’s profound admiration that his wife would make such a sacrifice to keep him in continuous power over his administrative state and that he will be by her side every day, and that she is indeed the hero and the head of the WE that we have all been waiting for… to finish the job of finally changing the United States into a third-rate, miserable socialist shit-hole.
Finally, our hero will show all the reluctance and sorrow a consummate actress can summon to demand she wants nothing to do with the role but will undertake it because America is an evil, systematically racist, unjust piece of crap of a country that needs saving from all those who believe in its foundations: that a new nation might rise with a perpetual Democrat Party in charge of everything.
Then will come the Eden that never was and the Utopia that can never be… it will all finally arrive with the whole nation cheering its new socialist Queen as the movie is ending… as America is dying.
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Author: Richard Lyons
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