They say laughter is the best medicine, and with that in mind, I’ll go ahead and say that this video is hilarious.
Unfortunately, at the same time, it’s very frightening as what the Australian government is doing to the people of their country is downright evil.
Worse yet, other countries have already done some similar things, and the starting point of all f this insanity was ‘two weeks to flatten the curve.’
That was over a year and a half ago.
They asked for two weeks and have now taken about twenty months so far.
They won’t stop taking until enough people stop allowing this nonsense.
Anyways, here’s the ‘Visit Australia 2021’ video you came here to see.
Narrator: Australia, the lucky country, full of wildlife, indigenous dances, and natural beauties. And it could all be yours. Let’s see how beautiful it is in 2021. Australia currently accepts 3000 inmates a week, and tickets are only $10,000. On arrival, you can relax as you’re provided with a shuttle service to take you directly to your holding cell, errr uhh hotel, where you’ll be given three square meals a day delivered to your door, that you will not be given the key. We kindly ask that you don’t open the window and try to escape. If there is a fire alarm, of course, please make your way to the nearest chair and wait for further instruction or immolation.
News Reporter: It may seem like prisoners here have more freedom and privileges, but they’re actually under some of the most intense surveillance of any prison.
Narrator: After two weeks of good behavior, you’ll be allowed outside to explore the wonderous nature you’ll find within five kilometers of your house. Inmates, of course, should stay to their assigned cells. However, conjugal visits are allowed. Provided you register your sexual partner with the local police.
Gladys Berejiklian: You will need to register your single buddy to make sure that people aren’t abusing that rule.
Narrator: For your safety, guards will be patrolling the streets, the air, and playgrounds for having children, meeting someone in the open air? Well, that’s fine. Going on a drive? Of course, that’s fine, and showing your face in public is totally fine.
Gladys Berejiklian: Police have evidence that you’re doing the wrong thing in any of these categories; these additional fines will apply.
Narrator: Be aware though drinking outside without a mask is currently illegal.
Dan Andrews: They will no longer be able to remove your mask to drink a cocktail.
Narrator: To drink with a mask, we suggest you simply tilt your head back and have a friend pour it over your face. Australia’s economy currently runs on an Epson five OVA, and the country is full of amazing sights and scenery, the two you’re allowed to visit or the infirmary and the commissary. When you are shopping, we ask that you don’t browse for the products you need and just simply consume.
Dr. Kerry Chant: No browsing.
Gladys Berejiklian: Do not browse grocery shopping.
Narrator: And please refrain from talking to your fellow inmates.
Dr. Kerry Chant: Don’t start up a conversation.
Narrator: It’s just not safe as bedtime is strictly at 9 pm. Staying up past your bedtime is fine. Australia, the most successful country in the world at flattening the curve.
Aussie: So see you soon then, yeah?
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