There’s a new action figure hitting shelves, and he doesn’t wear a cape or tights — his name is Robert Mueller.
The special counsel, who’s investigating Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election, is coming to life as a six-inch tall figure from a company called FCTRY.
The article goes on to state the following:
The $20 mini of the famously tight-lipped Mueller — which is available for pre-order beginning Tuesday — comes with an array of strictly nonclassified features.
His “meticulous hair,” according to the product design maker, helps him “stay on message always,” while his “perma-sealed lips won’t sink ships.” He’s posed with an open hand “ready for the smoking gun,” and “impermeable shoes in case of tweetstorms.” The designer says the 74-year-old Mueller’s extended finger “pokes holes in flimsy alibis,” and he sports a fixed gaze “because he knows you know he knows.”
Robert Mueller Action Figure. Available on the internet, now. Really. pic.twitter.com/z9BRxMU1gO
— jon steele (@beforetimes) January 15, 2019
Brooklyn-based toy company @fctry is releasing a new action figure, for all your election interference investigation diorama needs. Robert Mueller III’s features include a “fixed gaze, because he knows you know he knows.” https://t.co/LfTccUQFL9
— Law.com (@lawdotcom) January 15, 2019
— Judy Kurtz (@JudyKurtz) January 15, 2019
Get your Bobby Three Sticks action figure here: https://t.co/CKaR1EmuPJ
— Destado 1 (@Destado1) January 15, 2019
— The Hill (@thehill) January 15, 2019
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