The first (and only) vice presidential debate between J.D. Vance and Tim Walz is just hours away. As you can imagine, Walter Kirn and I are eager to see the candidates engage in what’s sure to be a substantive exchange of ideas, which is why we’re doing another drinking game. The last game got a little out of hand, so we’re paring things down. You know: drink smart, not hard.
We’re kicking off our live commentary at 8:45 PM ET. To join us:
The rules:
DRINK EVERY TIME…
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Walz mentions Project 2025.
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Vance questions Walz’s military record.
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Anyone says “Proud of my service.”
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Vance accuses Walz of favoring socialism or having ties to the Chinese Communist Party.
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Walz accuses Vance of fomenting anti-Haitian bigotry.
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Vance mentions a colorful family member. Double if the relative is armed or high or both.
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Walz brings up January 6th or claims democracy is on the ballot.
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Vance brings up the Minneapolis riots.
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Either candidate mentions the middle class or the working class. (Do not do shots of hard alcohol for this rule.)
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Either candidate uses folksy rhetoric or Midwestern slang, or the word “folks” is uttered, at all.
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Anyone says, “Right here in New York City.”
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Either candidate mentions Hurricane Helene or the situation in Asheville, North Carolina.
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Either candidate accuses the other of being insufficiently protective of Israel or Ukraine.
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A moderator fact-checks either candidate.
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You feel like driving off a cliff in despair.
See you tonight.
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Author: James Rushmore
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