Watch: OnlyFans model demonstrates her, umm, “talent” of hiding bottles of booze in her buttcheeks

I think we should start a petition to ban certain forms of oversharing on the internet. This story would definitely fit the bill. But since it’s already out there, we might as well discuss it. I think.

OnlyFans model Steph Oshiri showed off a very unique talent to her TikTok followers – hiding bottles of booze in her rear end. On a completely unrelated note, now might be a good time for those aliens Tucker was talking about to invade.

Oshiri’s buttocks apparently clock in at 55 inches, allowing ample, er, storage space. She demonstrated how she makes a glass bottle disappear in a “party trick”. In the caption of one of her videos, she said the talent is humiliating, but has allowed her friends to drink cheaply. Which is…generous of her…I suppose…

She can also do it with other objects, like cigarette lighters, books, and a sword. Y’know, even if the aliens can’t make it, it might be a good time for Russia. Or even Canada. Someone. Please.

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Posting this on my burner cause its humilating

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Now, I don’t know about you, but I would definitely not accept anything that emerged from my friends buttocks. I don’t care how close of friends we are or how expensive the drinks are. That’s just a step too far.

Oshirii has defended her career in the past, stating, “My body stands out. Obviously, the majority of my audience subscribes to me for my wide hips and bum. I definitely don’t think I would be as successful if my bum was smaller. I have my 55-inch booty to thank for my $45,000 a month paycheck.”

She did note that she used the booze-hiding “hack” when she was younger, so I hope it has since ceased in light of her $45,000/month income. That’s more than enough to afford a few drinks, and spare her friends the butt booze. I would hope.