Introducing the new Eversource Math! We double your rates and give you triple the power outages in return! And these aren’t your parents’ power outages!
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Oh no, these are the new, green outages that last for days and days, where you suckers customers get to experience the joys of truly Green Energy living.
No electricity means less power generation, which comes from dirty, stinky fossil fuels. So while you peons customers are living the Greta [Thuneberg Lifestyle (you’re welcome!), we’re padding our Green, carbon diversification account! A win-win for us, your woke power company.
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