CALEXIT? California Secession? Please! Let’s Make this Happen…and Here’s Why.

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Written by Steve Cannon for USSANews.com.

California is no stranger to trends and idiocracy…think Hollywood, San Diego, pot, higher taxes, free illegal aliens, etc. In fact, watch this Mark Dice video for a sampling of who we’re talking about:

So, why do I applaud and encourage California secession? Well, here are a few basic reasons:

  • They’re liberal idiots
  • They allow criminal illegal aliens into their state who have the potential to kill (and they have) Americans. (The term, “ILLEGAL aliens” should tip them off.)
  • They’re ranked 49th out of 50 for having the worst economy of the 50 states
  • Their cost of living includes renting a room of an apartment for around $1,800 per month, in San Francisco
  • State tax is about 13%, where Texas’ tax is about 0%

Assuming all of this happens, we can look forward to:

  • Republicans never losing an election again, thank God. Nothing will stand in our way and our agenda can finally be fulfilled
  • Import and export tariffs with California
  • California defending themselves from foreign invaders
  • Payments received to defend California from foreign invaders
  • A border wall completely surrounding California
  • Freedom from liberal idiots
  • A lesser number of trans, gay, idiot, snowflake, whiny, unemployed, stoner liberals to deal with. That right there is worth the price of admission

To sum up, CALIFORNIA, PLEASE LEAVE ASAP! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME OR WANTED! GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY COUNTRY AND NOW!

And if you do come here, back to the US, be sure to have your paperwork in order and expect to see bumper stickers like, “Don’t California my Texas, a**hole!”

Have a nice day. God Bless.

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