Written by Anneta Griffee
Monday, April 1, was April Fool’s Day, and we’ve captured some of the best April Fool’s jokes that were posted on social media.
So far, I personally think James O’Keefe wins the top prize – maybe that’s because I *almost* fell for it myself when I saw the first line!
Take a moment away from the chaos of the news and enjoy the following, and then let us know in the comments section which one was your favorite!
Elon Musk:
Excited to join @Disney as their Chief DEI Officer. Can’t wait to work with Bob Iger & Kathleen Kennedy to make their content MORE woke! Even the linguini.
Excited to join @Disney as their Chief DEI Officer.
Can’t wait to work with Bob Iger & Kathleen Kennedy to make their content MORE woke!
Even the linguini.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 1, 2024
“So many April Fool’s jokes that are actually plausible given the increasingly insane real things happening in the world!” Musk added.
So many April Fool’s jokes that are actually plausible given the increasingly insane real things happening in the world!
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 1, 2024
Donald Trump Jr: (Not actually a joke, but a note-worthy comment.)
I’d normally make an Aprils fool’s joke today, but honestly what’s more of a joke than real life right now? Our entire country is a punchline right now.
I’d normally make an Aprils fool’s joke today, but honestly what’s more of a joke than real life right now? Our entire country is a punchline right now.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) April 1, 2024
Investigative journalist James O’Keefe:
After 20 years of doing undercover investigations, I’m sadly announcing I’m stepping away from journalism and will intend to live a private life away from the spotlight. It has been too hard on me. The millions in legal fees, the constant defamation, the psychological toll of being targeted by the government and now being sued by the organization I founded — it’s just too much for a man to [bear] and the pressure is too much to take.
I can see no reason to continue, because as many say, nothing ever happens to these people as a result of exposing them. Therefore, I’m going to retire from exposing the truth and catching corruption on tape. I’ll be resigning from the public spotlight and will attempt to live a private life free from attack. To the thousands of sources on the inside that have messaged me and need me, I hope you find another organization for you to go to and again I’m sorry. James
After 20 years of doing undercover investigations, I’m sadly announcing I’m stepping away from journalism and will intend to live a private life away from the spotlight. It has been too hard on me. The millions in legal fees, the constant defamation, the psychological toll of…
— James O’Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) April 1, 2024
O’Keefe doubled down with a video statement. Feigning discouragement and depression, he said, “I just don’t think I can take it anymore.”
Shaking his head in sadness, he said, “There’s no easy way to say this, but I’ve decided to… NEVER SURRENDER! NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER QUIT! I WILL NEVER SURRENDER! APRIL FOOLS, BABY!!!”
WATCH BELOW:
There’s no easy way to say this… pic.twitter.com/Czc6dJGdj0
— James O’Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) April 1, 2024
Libs of TikTok creator Chaya Raichik:
I have a confession to make. The rumors from the Left are true. I am indeed trans. I was born male and I transitioned to female. I knew I was transgender because I loved playing with dolls and my favorite color was pink. I thought they did a good job on the surgeries and I passed, but it wasn’t good enough. My secret is out. I can’t hide it anymore.
I have a confession to make. The rumors from the Left are true. I am indeed trans. I was born male and I transitioned to female. I knew I was transgender because I loved playing with dolls and my favorite color was pink. I thought they did a good job on the surgeries and I passed, but…
— Chaya Raichik (@ChayaRaichik10) April 1, 2024
Scott Presler, the conservative patriot who has been working non-stop to register new voters:
Received a phone call that changed everything — it was only a matter of time. It’s been the honor of my life working with all of you. Usually, my heart sings, but — today — it is weighed down & heavy. The time has come for me to step away from politics. I hope that you’ll continue to carry the torch of liberty in my absence.
Nah, I’m totally kidding. We’re not stopping or slowing down for a gosh darn second. Let’s re-elect President Trump. We’ve got a country to save.
Received a phone call that changed everything — it was only a matter of time.
It’s been the honor of my life working with all of you.
Usually, my heart sings, but — today — it is weighed down & heavy.
The time has come for me to step away from politics. I hope that you’ll…
— #ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) April 1, 2024
Students for Trump founder Ryan Fournier:
BREAKING: The Cabinet has invoked the 25th amendment against President Biden. Vice President Kamala Harris will be sworn in as President of the United States at 10 AM in the East Room.
BREAKING: The Cabinet has invoked the 25th amendment against President Biden.
Vice President Kamala Harris will be sworn in as President of the United States at 10 AM in the East Room.
— Ryan Fournier (@RyanAFournier) April 1, 2024
Navy veteran Trent Leisy, a Republican running for the Colorado House of Representatives:
April Fools Day is canceled this year because there is no greater joke than the one that is in the White House.
April Fools Day is canceled this year because there is no greater joke than the one that is in the White House.
Follow me if you agree!
— Trent Leisy (@realTrentLeisy) April 2, 2024
RAWSALERTS:
#BREAKING: The Easter Bunny Seizes Control of Government and White House, Ousting Current President
#Washington | #DC
Just now, multiple credible sources are confirming that an individual wearing an Easter Bunny mascot costume has breached security at the White House, purportedly overthrowing President Joe Biden. All White House staff and all government agencies are reportedly obeying commands from this individual. The current whereabouts of President Biden remain unknown; there are reports indicating that he quickly departed the United States for his safety as the situation unfolded. The Easter Bunny is scheduled to make a national broadcast later this evening. This is a developing situation, and updates are forthcoming.
P.s Happy April fools….
#BREAKING: The Easter Bunny has Seizes Control of Government and White House, Ousting Current President
Just now, multiple credible sources are confirming that an individual wearing an Easter Bunny mascot costume has breached security at the White House,… pic.twitter.com/M78LBNmCsL
— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) April 1, 2024
Dom Lucre:
BREAKING NEWS: Michelle Obama has announced that she will be running from President. In a recent interview with Oprah Winfrey, Michelle announced to the shock of everyone that she will be following her husband’s footsteps and run for President in 2024 as a man to also stand in unison with Transgenders.
Michelle stated: Barrack made it legal for these people to marry, he helped created a beautiful nation where we can wake up and decide what to be, the real definition of an American dream. So why not? I decided to wake up and run as a male to push my husband’s vision to the next level and save America from Donald Trump.”
BREAKING NEWS: Michelle Obama has announced that she will be running from President. In a recent interview with Oprah Winfrey, Michelle announced to the shock of everyone that she will be following her husband’s footsteps and run for President in 2024 as a man to also stand… pic.twitter.com/ShTQocH2nu
— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) April 1, 2024
Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.)
The body double is real.
The body double is real.
— Senator John Fetterman (@SenFettermanPA) April 1, 2024
Filmmaker Dinesh D’Souza posted his April Fool’s Day joke a day early:
If you look closely, you’ll see Debbie is a man who now identifies as a woman. I’m a woman who now identifies as a man. You might be surprised to know that our marriage is happier than ever! We chose #TransVisibilityDay to make this important public announcement.
One day too early amiga, April fools is tomorrow.
— Antonio (@atg_tx) March 31, 2024
And lastly…. this one is not a joke. Biden flat out denies he issued a proclamation for “Transgender Day of Visibility.”
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